This here is the French Quarters. We outlaws down here, son and I’m undefeated. Back up boys, y’all get your cameras ready, looks like it’s fixed be a shooting. Stand back, we about to slap some leather. One. Two. Three. BAM! Another one bites the dust! This here is Goldie the Bourbon Street Cowboy, fastest gun in the French Quarters. That’s how old boy here makes a living, putting ‘em on boot hill. Won’t you all do the sweet thing and bless the box for me? Thank you, Dad. You all are so lovely. I hope that you and these fine young ladies have a wonderful evening...
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